Ghen ghen, another marriage saga, Women o, biko scrutinise any man before you rush and say I do… And be sure of what you’re accepting to avoid public embarrasment and international scandals!!!???
Last night the story of one Mr. something something kufre Ukpong who is legally married to an oyibo woman yet came down to Nigeria to take another wife kinda went viral.
I noticed that most people who have reacted to the story so far are bashing the man for stringing the Abak girl blindly along and how the girl and her family did not do proper investigation… blah, blah, blah. After reading the story from people’s timeline last night, the curious part of me came alive, I quickly put on my FBI cap and sprung into action. So this is what I personally gathered from the whole saga:
The Nigerian girl may have known about the guy’s marital status, she knew the Ukpong guy has a child, guess she also knew the oyibo woman was nothing more than a trophy wife. So this was the plot, I think; the man marries this Miss Gill, acquires American or Uk Citizenship, dumps the cougar’s sorry ass, comes back home to Nigeria, marries his true love, takes her with him to Obodo Oyibo and they’ll live happily ever after.
Who no wan go Obodo Oyibo?
I hear the land is ever green and frosh over there. Who no like better things kwa? That aside, we know say husbands no too too dey this Akwa Ibom, na boyfriends full ground. So I don’t blame the sister all that mbok, she cannod come and dull let this golden opportunity to change surname and bear Mrs and go Obodo Oyibo pass her by. ???
Unfortunately the plot did not quite go down as planned, what is a story without conflicts, suspense, and plot twists anyways? Just when the newly wedded thought they’ve made it, the Antagonist (Mrs Gill) shows up like a Pro’… Lol. You know when you’re watching a movie, after plenty plenty suspense the Actor finally kills the Boss, the Actor’s love interest alights from an helicopter with tears of victory in her eyes, runs towards the Hero in slow motion and covers his bloodstained mouth with her luscious lips. As they’re busy kissing, everyone thinks the movie has finally come to an end, uwafid happy ending. Instead of sha seeing “To God be the Glory” as expected, a gunshot is fired from somewhere. Gheng Gheng!!! Anticlimax things, the Boss didn’t die…???
That’s how Mrs. Gill showed up in the Ukpong’s marriage saga story like a Boss Lady. They say hell knows no fury like a woman scorned. My brothers when you want to scorn someborri, don’t go and be scorning Oyibo pepper them gang o because a Nigerian woman fit temper small justice with mercy but Oyibo women don’t take no s**iiii* i love this oyibo woman craze. I know this movie will have part 2,3 and 4.
Oyibo woman show this man pepper upandan for me.They tink they’re wicked abi? ???
Lesson for all especially desperados!